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Smile, Hon, You're in Baltimore! #15

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Table of contents

Introduction 4
Pondering the Naked Truth -- Dan Reed 6
Toward (Civilized) Evening in the Maryland Landscape -- Susan Beverly 7
In Praise of Gravy -- OtherDrawlings 8
Trash Talk -- Lisa Singer 9
Deepak Oprah -- Dee Smith 10
Schaefer's crown jewel "harborplace" facing a problematic future -- Bill Hughes 11
Car Trouble in Baltimore -- Sarah Edelsburg 14
Cop Stop -- Geoffrey Welchman 15
Pulling Teeth: 32 Meditations on a Trip to the National Museum of Dentistry -- Timmy Reed 16
Halloween Christmas -- Nathan Dey Johnston 17
Dead, Blind and Dubsteppin -- Dee Smith 18
The Voices in My Head -- Charles Nord 20
Another Day in the Life -- Joe Higler 21
Bullets Over Baltimore -- Anthony C. Hayes 22
Standing There with My Dick in My Hand -- The Rev. Jeffrey L. Shipley 25
"Rap It" -- Jillian Rose Krupp 26
Soul Night in Harm City -- Earl Crown 27
Collar -- E. Doyle-Gillespie 29
Summer Solstice: 2003 -- Caryn Coyle 31
Boxes -- Dean Bartoli Smith 32
The Consumption -- JD Buckner 34
Dead Like Poe -- Nathan Dey Johnston 36
To Have and to Hold -- Lisa Wiseman 38
Like Meeting G-D in Essex -- Ian Hochberg 41
Colora-Do -- Jillian Rose Krupp 43
Rats -- Peter Genovese, Jr. 44
Northwood -- Martha Gatewood 45
Bodine's City -- William P. Tandy 49
The Odds -- Wayne Countryman 51
See No Evil, Hear No Evil -- Rob Hatch 53
Nobody -- R. W. Edwardz II 58
Falling Water -- J.T. Cassidy 60
The Recovering Delmarva Fox Squirrel -- Heck 61
Charles Village, September, 2011 -- Martha Gatewood 62
Busted Thumbs and Bolted Buses -- Rufus Cletus-Clacktus 63
Trash Night, Guilford -- Dean Bartoli Smith 67
I Got Nothing -- S. Wayne Roberts 68
Death in Hampden -- Anthony C. Hayes 69
About the contributors 70

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